Spend Abacha’s Loot
Gen. Sani Abacha was Nigeria’s Head of State from 1993 until his death in 1998. There’s a running joke that during his time in power, he amassed a generous amount of wealth through corruption and embezzlement. And now, in his “generosity,” he is ensuring the money finds its way from offshore accounts back to you. So far, only $3.65 billion has been recovered. While we’re expecting more, we’re putting everything recovered in your hands. Now, spend it!
$3,650,000,000
Archivi.ng scanner
$25,000
Wardrobe rebrand
$1,000
Macbook pro
$3,200
Bitcoin
$66,036
Renovate public hospital
$800,000
Donate to Food Bank
$200,000
Suya
$20
Digitise an old newspaper
$5
Canada PR
$15,000
30" buss down wig
$800
Play station
$500
DSLR
$6,000
Gold bar
$20,500
Build stadium
$1,000,000
Helicopter
$600,000
Yacht
$6,000,000
A new classroom
$1,000,000
Private jet
$80,000,000
Iphone 15 pro
$1,200
Netflix subscription (One year)
$50
Skincare (One month)
$200
Chick wizz
$3
Masters degree
$30,000
G-wagon
$150,000
Starlink kit + subscription (One year)
$5,500
Spa date
$300
Banana Island annual rent
$27,000
Private Island
$8,200,000
Electricity company
$5,000,000
500 liters of fuel
$300
This was directly inspired by Neal.fun’s Spend Bill Gates’s Money.