Gen. Sanni Abacha

Spend Abacha’s Loot

Gen. Sani Abacha was Nigeria’s Head of State from 1993 until his death in 1998. There’s a running joke that during his time in power, he amassed a generous amount of wealth through corruption and embezzlement. And now, in his “generosity,” he is ensuring the money finds its way from offshore accounts back to you. So far, only $3.65 billion has been recovered. While we’re expecting more, we’re putting everything recovered in your hands. Now, spend it!

$3,650,000,000

Archivi.ng scanner

Archivi.ng scanner

$25,000

Wardrobe rebrand

Wardrobe rebrand

$1,000

Macbook pro

Macbook pro

$3,200

Bitcoin

Bitcoin

$66,036

Renovate public hospital

Renovate public hospital

$800,000

Donate to Food Bank

Donate to Food Bank

$200,000

Suya

Suya

$20

Digitise an old newspaper

Digitise an old newspaper

$5

Canada PR

Canada PR

$15,000

30" buss down wig

30" buss down wig

$800

Play station

Play station

$500

DSLR

DSLR

$6,000

Gold bar

Gold bar

$20,500

Build stadium

Build stadium

$1,000,000

Helicopter

Helicopter

$600,000

Yacht

Yacht

$6,000,000

A new classroom

A new classroom

$1,000,000

Private jet

Private jet

$80,000,000

Iphone 15 pro

Iphone 15 pro

$1,200

Netflix subscription (One year)

Netflix subscription (One year)

$50

Skincare (One month)

Skincare (One month)

$200

Chick wizz

Chick wizz

$3

Masters degree

Masters degree

$30,000

G-wagon

G-wagon

$150,000

Starlink kit + subscription (One year)

Starlink kit + subscription (One year)

$5,500

Spa date

Spa date

$300

Banana Island annual rent

Banana Island annual rent

$27,000

Private Island

Private Island

$8,200,000

Electricity company

Electricity company

$5,000,000

500 liters of fuel

500 liters of fuel

$300

This was directly inspired by Neal.fun’s Spend Bill Gates’s Money.